Here will be posted art and annoying updates on my pretty normal and largely insignificant life. Sometimes I say funny things, though



so I applied to be an OFA Fellow and I didn’t know what to put for “skills”

so I put down “Ukulele Competence” and “Miscellaneous Knowledge such as the Process of Mangrove Island Formation”

Permalink · 2 · 1 day ago
Permalink · 6 · 3 days ago

you guys

how do i even begin to write up a resume 

to apply to be an OFA Fellow

what does one even put on there

what

how do i even

HOOOOOWWWWW

Permalink · 1 · 3 days ago

sobbing uncontrollably because i went through 169 posts tagging them manually before i remembered the mass post editor

Permalink · 2 · 6 days ago

When I have kids

  • Me: why are you crying, what happened?!
  • Kid: mom, Derek and I broke up today
  • Me: no
  • Me: I won't accept this
  • Me: I will go down
  • Me: with this ship
Permalink · 6 · 1 week ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Rue's Song
Permalink · 1 · 1 week ago

buryouryouth replied to your post: like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my…

can me and loki be my otp

yes but he will have to exist within a completely different universe because his particular storyline does not fit into my complex head canon universe in which all personal fandoms coexist

and interact

oh lord what i am putting on the internet

Permalink · 1 · 1 week ago

tadeles replied to your post: like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my…

are you sURE ABOUT HTAT???????///

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, nobody takes his/her OTP more seriously than me. Second, there was a part of me -and I didn’t know how potent that part may be - that quite literally could not maintain a coherent life form and mental state without my headcanon. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably obsessed with my ships.

Permalink · 4 · 1 week ago

like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my insides are in a constant state of turmoil because nobody takes their otp more seriously than me

nobody

Permalink · 3 · 1 week ago

you guys I got my first fan mail and it was a death threat from someone so obscure she doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme of things and I can’t even suffer myself to type out her name lest I soil my fingertips I mean not that you would know who she is because I doubt anybody knows about her I mean she can’t even roll her tongue right

Permalink · 6 · 1 week ago

Protect Pregnant Women: Free Bei Bei!

stfuconservatives:

Please sign this Change.org petition to help free Bei Bei Shuai. From the website:

Numerous organizations and leaders who identify themselves as “pro-life” have assured the public that state murder and feticide laws that create special penalties for harming fetuses would not result in the arrests of pregnant women. Terry Curry, the Marion County Prosecutor, however is using these laws as the basis for arresting pregnant women who take any intentional action that could harm the fertilized eggs, embryos, or fetuses inside of them.

In 2010, Bei Bei Shuai, a pregnant woman living in Indiana became so depressed that she attempted to end her own life. With help from friends who intervened, however, she survived. Although Ms. Shuai did everything she could, including undergoing cesarean surgery, to ensure that her baby survived, her newborn died shortly after birth.

Ms. Shuai was arrested for the crime of murder (defined to include viable fetuses) and feticide (defined to include ending a human pregnancy at any stage). The sentence for murder can be the death penalty or 45 years-to-life. The sentence for attempted feticide is up to 20 years. Both of these kinds of laws are promoted and supported by “pro-life” organizations.

Father Frank Pavone of Priests for Life has said that the “pro-life movement is not out to punish women.” Yet, as of March 14th Ms. Shuai, will have been imprisoned and punished for an entire year. (Bail is not allowed when the charge is murder).

Indiana’s murder and feticide statutes were passed in response to violent attacks on pregnant women and with the promise that they would be used to protect pregnant women and the fetuses they carry from such assaults. Instead, in a blatant bait and switch maneuver these laws are being used to lock-up pregnant women.

-Jess

well you know me I don’t usually reblog stuff but

COME ON

IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE

ARE THESE GUYS SERIOUS

I’M MOVING TO THE OCEAN WHY AMERICA WHY

Permalink · 250 · 1 week ago

moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to…

WAT. Can I at least find out this mystery spirit animal’s identity?!

maybe someday

out of the blue

in a crowded street

or a deserted square 

I turn and I see you

as if we always knew

someday we would start again

some day soon

Permalink · 3 · 2 weeks ago

moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to your post: that awkward moment…

we need to talk about this spirit animal then

neveeeeer now I’m too embarrassed

Permalink · 2 weeks ago

moonii replied to your post: that awkward moment when you find yourself…

who is this spirit animal you speak of; do i know her

well actually yes i may or may not have found her through you

Permalink · 1 · 2 weeks ago