hello friends! want 2 know a thing! its a-okay to not like reading! it’s a-okay to watch gatsby without having read the books because some people don’t like reading the way some people don’t like sports or some people don’t like cooking! weird!
i’ve got this dang teacher who claims to be a massive feminist who was talkin trash about rihanna today like “i think she’s stupid i don’t like her cause she’s dumb and went back to that dumptruck chris brown” and i was trying to casually assert that abuse is a self perpetuating cycle that isn’t simple or easy to leave and she was like YEAH well she had so...
White until proven innocent, or journey into the...
banaati: Excuse me if I’m speaking from ignorance, but what are you exactly? What do you mean by ‘white’? What region do you originate from? Is it more PC to say ‘Whitey’ or ‘Caucasoid’? Whitorian? Do you simply prefer ‘Murikan’? Or do you identify more with your ancestors, the great Your Penises? I mean, no offense, you don’t really *act* white, and you look a little pink to me, but I can hear...
another thing that makes me want to throw up: young people trying to defend DOMA/anti-gay legislature whatever bc you know I think you’re wrong but whatever it’s not my mind not my problem you can believe whatever you want to believe and I’m not necessarily going to shame you or demonize it for it but the minute you try and force your beliefs on the entire country its like GROSS...
late night bloggin’ let me tell you a thing: thinking about how fucked up america and the whole world is and the unequal distribution of wealth and human rights and how we’re still fighting for them and my privilege to be able to afford college even just barely when there are kids out there a million times smarter with a million times more potential than me who could make a million...
new theme new BLOGGING me? heh heh heh nope sorry all 100 of the followers i have left i dont need no tumblr fame i dont need no notes all i need is my main bitches dont need nNO- don’t ne..eed f-followERS?? do….n…t no…(collapses into uncontrollable sobbing)
on one hand i’m happy that Daughter is starting to get the attention they deserve but on the other hand i’m like shhhhhh hisssss MINE go away
changeisjustaroundthecorner: 2asian2care: thatsmoderatelyraven: coolguyfromtheweb: nevvzealand: O M Y GOSH i wouldve cried im crying aasfl’jas;lkfas’fklas; LOL im just glad she didnt burn herself i would have cried then i actually cannot breathe
if I tack on an “i guess” to my statement it means that i’m being genuine like if I say “ur a pretty okay dude” that means that I actually secretly hate you but if I say “ur pretty okay…i guess” it means we’re actually cool and you can join my kr3w if you want
i am writing and illustrating a short comic about a polar bear and his human friend crossing the tundra to die peacefully with his brethren elephant graveyard style it is decided u cant stop me h8rz gonna hate no this is not a result of too much flu medication i am a strong independent woman with free will
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked me really intensely and just whispered “believe it” for posterity’s sake
hello tumblr i have emerged from the depths of hell to share this video with you okay thank much goodbye god bless
is it bad that the romney/ryan tag right now is actually leaving me physically disgusted
did this CNN commentator just say that he thought that Romney was a little more pleasant #no
FINALLY WOMEN’S RIGHTS also Mittens the fact that you ostensibly hired more women doesn’t change the fact that you don’t want to pay them equally
so this guy in my class doesn’t like Obamacare because his, his mom’s, and his brother’s physicals were free under it and “the government doesn’t have that kind of money to waste” what w h a t that is the most backwards logic I have ever seen like I mean I get it kind of but if you’re rich enough to actually complain about getting too much free stuff...
god i changed my mind now all i can think about is this really delicious sandwich i was eating and i literally put it down for like two seconds and it was attacked by a bird oh god my life is full of regrets i want that sandwich back oh if i could to it all over again
oops its time to start blogging again maybe because I have too many feelings and an ear infection and too much medication but i’ve been writing for hours and my eyes are burning and I feel like my whole life is on fire in the best possible way like I can actually feel this burning passion for simply being alive searching for anything and everything to feed this stupid light inside of me and...
BAD BONES: i don’t really agree with all these... →
buryourbones: i don’t really agree with all these people who are saying that they think “suicidal people” deserve some respect for not acting on their suicidal thoughts i’m not saying that i don’t think they deserve respect or whatever, but i don’t really like this term of “suicidal people” i think everyone… did i actually just reblog something
do you ever turn your blinker to turn and you’re at a stop light and then purposely turn it off an on again so it will be in sync with the blinker of the car in front of you?
from now on i will not respond to anything but lana del kawaii
i took a shower today and when i came out seriously guys i dont know how this happened but i think i accidentally became ~`**~gOoD lOoKiNg~**`~
guys dont worry i’m not going to be able to post for a couple of days or ever really because i never have anything to post but dont worry seriously don’t freak out i set up a queue its all good (but not really this is all a lie)
things I am confused about: Amon’s midlife race-change
so through one person I found all these people I used to know in seattle on tumblr and I was like HMM SHOULD I REVEAL MYSELF but then I was like okay let me reveal myself but then I was like WAIT LET ME JUST CHECK AND MAKE SURE MY BLOG IS ACCEPTABLE it wasn’t but guys remember when I actually used to post stuff
awkward question that Google has no answers to: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A TATTOO AND YOU TAKE OFF THE BANDAGE AND YOU CAN’T GET THE LITTLE BLOOD STAINS OFF AND ONE DAY LATER THE BLOOD IS STILL THERE what what do i do
WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT JUST HAPPENED OH GOD LEGEND OF KORRA ALL MY FEELS BOLIN WHY CAN’T YOU BE A REAL CHARACTER INSTEAD OF COMIC RELIEF WHY
OBLIGATORY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TUMBLR POST HINTING...
also I was looking at my to-do list and this is what was on it: mushy writing janx - 3 hrs emailing email emaily mail - zippidy doo da life is not a formula janx - 2 hrs reusable moroccan tea - 3 hrs mufasa debriefing - something translation janx - I don’t even know man this is literally what I wrote down this probably made sense a couple of hours ago so I’m just gonna put...
so last night I was like OKAY SELF, PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST FUCKING DO IT apparently motivation is such an unnatural presence that my body reacted to it by getting violently ill
I just want to you to know that there’re gonna be a lot of people who make you...– my mother, sharing with the world her bombastic wisdom. (via stuffsukanyasays)
apparently Obama for America needs more proficient ukulele players and people who are knowledgeable about mangrove trees because that’s basically what my resume said Oh God what if I say something stupid in my interview
so I applied to be an OFA Fellow and I didn’t know what to put for “skills” so I put down “Ukulele Competence” and “Miscellaneous Knowledge such as the Process of Mangrove Island Formation”
you guys how do i even begin to write up a resume to apply to be an OFA Fellow what does one even put on there what how do i even HOOOOOWWWWW
sobbing uncontrollably because i went through 169...
buryouryouth replied to your post: like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my… can me and loki be my otp yes but he will have to exist within a completely different universe because his particular storyline does not fit into my complex head canon universe in which all personal fandoms coexist and interact oh lord what i am putting on the internet
tadeles replied to your post: like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my… are you sURE ABOUT HTAT???????/// About three things I was absolutely positive. First, nobody takes his/her OTP more seriously than me. Second, there was a part of me -and I didn’t know how potent that part may be - that quite literally could not maintain a coherent life form and mental state without my...
like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my insides are in a constant state of turmoil because nobody takes their otp more seriously than me nobody
you guys I got my first fan mail and it was a death threat from someone so obscure she doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme of things and I can’t even suffer myself to type out her name lest I soil my fingertips I mean not that you would know who she is because I doubt anybody knows about her I mean she can’t even roll her tongue right
Protect Pregnant Women: Free Bei Bei! →
stfuconservatives: Please sign this Change.org petition to help free Bei Bei Shuai. From the website: Numerous organizations and leaders who identify themselves as “pro-life” have assured the public that state murder and feticide laws that create special penalties for harming fetuses would not result in the arrests of pregnant women. Terry Curry, the Marion County Prosecutor, however is using...
moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to… WAT. Can I at least find out this mystery spirit animal’s identity?! maybe someday out of the blue in a crowded street or a deserted square I turn and I see you as if we always knew someday we would start again some day soon
moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to your post: that awkward moment… we need to talk about this spirit animal then neveeeeer now I’m too embarrassed
moonii replied to your post: that awkward moment when you find yourself… who is this spirit animal you speak of; do i know her well actually yes i may or may not have found her through you
that awkward moment when you find yourself scrolling through someone’s tumblr and you’re like oh hot damn this fine lady is my fucking spirit animal and then you find out that you actually know her in real life but she doesn’t know you what to do what to do but really this is actually really awkward because all i want to do is run up to her and embrace and and scream HEY WE...
Sister: Are you sure you're supposed to put aluminum foil in the oven?
Me: That's the way it came you idiot
Mom: Yeah it's supposed to go in the oven
Sister: YOU'RE AN OVEN
Mom: Yes I am an oven
Mom: AND YOU WERE ALL BUNS ONCE
Mom: IN THIS OVEN