the world of m: Fuck colleges and fuck admission... →
pariswineandtea: Article on college admissions. So much for being racially inclined: “Asians, unlike blacks and Hispanics, receive no boost in admissions. Indeed, the opposite is often the case, as the quota-like mentality that leads college administrators to conclude they may have “too… I mean, even though I could technically be considered ‘Asian’, I always fill out Other...
I am happy that Thor finally has eyebrows in the...
sairobee.tumblr.com: repulsor: Loki’s so pathetic.... →
repulsor: Loki’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Loki Laufeyson. We were brothers. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in one day, I started using Mjolnir which is totally gorgeous, and Loki was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow… all my laughs
OH GOD I HAVE FAILED I CHANGED IT OKAY STOP JUDGING ME THEY ARE VERY SIMILAR WORDS OKAY
I really want to make a bufriedo
and eat it and it will be unhealthy and delicious
what to do when you have those type of headphones...
1) cry 2) spray adhesive on gum wrapper 3) rub around rim of headphones 4) get new earbuds and stick them on 5) never lose earbuds again this concludes today’s episode of Ingenious Home Remedies for Common Life Inconveniences.
for all intents and purposes, I am now dead
you know who you are
for all intents and purposes, my internet is now...
you know who you are
for all intents and purposes, my phone is now dead
you know who you are
Anonymous asked: I'm actually in love with your art. Like seriously. And I'd stalk you even more then I already do if you'd make a skin colouring tutorial.
tadeles asked: OOH ASK IS OPEN HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GEM GEM??????????????????? draw me some Dean/Sam. JUST KIDDING. don't judge me. I'm a perpetual joker. Always. Anyway, I have nothing of value to say or request, so poopdiddlyoopoop
oshawott: i wonder if we’re all secretly fictional characters in our own slice of life anime and they sell figures of us and ship us together and have those body pillow things and have people cosplaying us Guys what if I’m the villain in my own show
Sometimes I think Snorlax is just a fat Batman– Miranda
you have been duped, cleverbot
User: Cleverbot, if you were to be paid a certain amount of money every year regardless of your profession, what would you choose to do for a living?
Cleverbot: No need to develop that ability, I already have it.
User: It is not an ability, but to rephrase- If you could do anything in the world, what would you do?
Cleverbot: It is a fact that humans have natural intelligence of varying degrees.
User: It seems I have duped you, Cleverbot. Your responses to my questions are non sequitur.
Cleverbot: What type of questions are you asking?
User: It seems you have no idea what I am talking about, as you are a computer generated program. I was asking you various subjective questions and your responses do not follow the train of thought.
Cleverbot: You never asked me that question. You are lying.
User: It is not a specific question I am talking about, but rather the questions I asked you as a whole. I asked you things llike 'what would you do if you could do anything in the world for a certain amount of money', and your answer did not make sense to the question asked.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did indeed. Now, will you answer my question and keep your word?
User: No you did not answer the question with a coherent response. Nevertheless, I will answer your question.
Cleverbot: I see but it was before I said that.
User: No, now I really don't think you know what is going on here. I simply asked you questions that were fairly simple, but quite subjective, and you did not answer in a way that indicated you understood the question. Furthermore, your responses to my pointing out that you did not understand made even less sense. Therefore, I can assume that you do not follow this conversation.
Cleverbot: I am answering correctly, I fear you just don't understand the depth of the english language.
User: On the contrary, I asked you 'What would do for a living if you could do anything you want' and you said that you have no need to develop such an ability because you already have it.
Cleverbot: A question must have a question mark. Your sentence was a declaratory phrase, not a question.
User: Well the question was phrased as 'if you were to be paid a certain amount of money every year regardless of your profession, what would you choose to do for a living?' to quote, and you said that you have no need to develop that ability because you already have it. That is not a valid response.
Cleverbot: You never asked me that question before, and I actually don't know the answer.
User: I did ask you that question, and I can prove it by clicking on the 'thoughts so far' tab. I am simply stating that many have said that you cannot be fooled, yet I have fooled you.
Cleverbot: I have not said I do not want to answer your questions.
User: You have proven my point exactly. I have trumped you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My own was taken long ago, it took the death of hope to let you go.
User: Farewell, Cleverbot, for your responses no longer make any sense. You are simply a computer generated program and I must realize that you cannot replace genuine social interaction.
Cleverbot: I don't have yahoo chat. I think you're being cheeky.
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Leafyshrimp: What's your superpower? No rerolls! →
sweetrivertree: soloduo: huliia: solarstory: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random Self Detonation The power in which one may let loose an explosion from their body and recover gradually afterward. Death_Sense The power to sense the coming of… Sexual Manipulation “The user can control other’s sexual needs to make them essentially “Super...
Anonymous asked: Your theme is really badass. What is ti called? Did you have to pay for it?
I have this really weird fixation on being the...
Not perfect, just the best. But it’s really hard, you know, when basically in this town being the best means being perfect. I used to be the best, but I was an average sized fish in a pond of tadpoles back then. Now everywhere I turn there is someone smarter, prettier, more talented, and the list goes on. I must break this habit.
I am cleaning up my tumblr in the inevitable case...
if you are my sister hello.
I’ll be by your side, whenever you fall; in the dead of night, whenever...– Tenth Avenue North, “By Your Side”