vapidadolescentblues asked: YOU FORGOT MOM HOW COULD YOU
vapidadolescentblues asked: draw u me anne and mom holdinq hands & skippinq threw a field of flowerss <3333333333
it is about.com so that I may learn all there is to know about everything I may or may not have slept through
Anonymous asked: EVERYDAY I'M DOVAHKIIN!
Anonymous asked: EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING!
exoticgg asked: i appreciate your blog 43895739532% more now that it's a a horribly written essay appreciation blog.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum has to do a project where he has to cut out baby pictures of himself to illustrate stages of child development and he finds out that there are no pictures of him as a baby and he asks his parents why and his parents tell him that it’s because he was a horrifyingly ugly baby no i didn’t submit this what are you talking about
@bufriedo @tisblasphemy @notcirclesbutspirals
soraisethesails: I challenge you guys to write an essay that is even worse than this…>:D I think we are headed on an upward curve
Why do you spend all your free time abusing grammar?– my mother, in reference to my appreciation for horribly-written essays (via stuffsukanyasays)
things I have to do tonight:
learn things I’m doing instead: converting my blog to a horrifying essay appreciation blog
exoticgg: tisblasphemy: I wish I could just go up to people and shout I AM AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU and they would understand THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T LIKE BIG WORDS, AND SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED ARE INTENSE EYEBROWS OF LUST TO GET THE POINT ACROSS. I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO RE READ BASIC SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES ONE-OH-ONE. OR THIS holla @ u gurl
I wish I could just go up to people and shout I AM AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU and they would understand
I don’t understand why it’s bad to “treat people like dogs” because honestly if I treated everyone like I treat dogs then everyone would love me