apparently Obama for America needs more proficient ukulele players and people who are knowledgeable about mangrove trees because that’s basically what my resume said Oh God what if I say something stupid in my interview
so I applied to be an OFA Fellow and I didn’t know what to put for “skills” so I put down “Ukulele Competence” and “Miscellaneous Knowledge such as the Process of Mangrove Island Formation”
you guys how do i even begin to write up a resume to apply to be an OFA Fellow what does one even put on there what how do i even HOOOOOWWWWW
sobbing uncontrollably because i went through 169...
buryouryouth replied to your post: like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my… can me and loki be my otp yes but he will have to exist within a completely different universe because his particular storyline does not fit into my complex head canon universe in which all personal fandoms coexist and interact oh lord what i am putting on the internet
tadeles replied to your post: like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my… are you sURE ABOUT HTAT???????/// About three things I was absolutely positive. First, nobody takes his/her OTP more seriously than me. Second, there was a part of me -and I didn’t know how potent that part may be - that quite literally could not maintain a coherent life form and mental state without my...
like I know I don’t outwardly show it but my insides are in a constant state of turmoil because nobody takes their otp more seriously than me nobody
you guys I got my first fan mail and it was a death threat from someone so obscure she doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme of things and I can’t even suffer myself to type out her name lest I soil my fingertips I mean not that you would know who she is because I doubt anybody knows about her I mean she can’t even roll her tongue right
Protect Pregnant Women: Free Bei Bei! →
stfuconservatives: Please sign this Change.org petition to help free Bei Bei Shuai. From the website: Numerous organizations and leaders who identify themselves as “pro-life” have assured the public that state murder and feticide laws that create special penalties for harming fetuses would not result in the arrests of pregnant women. Terry Curry, the Marion County Prosecutor, however is using...
moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to… WAT. Can I at least find out this mystery spirit animal’s identity?! maybe someday out of the blue in a crowded street or a deserted square I turn and I see you as if we always knew someday we would start again some day soon
moonii replied to your post: moonii replied to your post: that awkward moment… we need to talk about this spirit animal then neveeeeer now I’m too embarrassed
moonii replied to your post: that awkward moment when you find yourself… who is this spirit animal you speak of; do i know her well actually yes i may or may not have found her through you
that awkward moment when you find yourself scrolling through someone’s tumblr and you’re like oh hot damn this fine lady is my fucking spirit animal and then you find out that you actually know her in real life but she doesn’t know you what to do what to do but really this is actually really awkward because all i want to do is run up to her and embrace and and scream HEY WE...
Sister: Are you sure you're supposed to put aluminum foil in the oven?
Me: That's the way it came you idiot
Mom: Yeah it's supposed to go in the oven
Sister: YOU'RE AN OVEN
Mom: Yes I am an oven
Mom: AND YOU WERE ALL BUNS ONCE
Mom: IN THIS OVEN
is it still procratinating if i don’t actually have any intention of ever doing it
WATCHING GAME OF THRONES IS TERRIFYING WHEN YOU...
NO I’M NOT WATCHING PORN THIS IS QUALITY TELEVISION I SWEAR IT BY R’HOLLOR
on the nature of recovery:
cinerary: words heal, words heal- but what, and how? Read More Today I recited a poem, and my legs were shaking but I don’t think my voice did. It was nice. And then I recited “Baby” by Justin Bieber to keep with my regular flow of “not being able to take life too seriously in front of real people” For Helena, who couldn’t be there.