"I think we should all get in the habit of collecting one dollar bills, because then you feel rich when you’re holding a big wad of them, even if it’s only ten dollars. It’s the feeling that counts"

- my mother, giving sound financial advice (via stuffsukanyasays)

someone tell me where I can watch Game of Thrones for free

like seriously you guys why am I not watching this show

where can I find it

more importantly

what will I do if I don’t find it

this concludes your bi-annual update from this blog

is this real life
ohgross:

I’M SORRY I’M SORRY REBLOG SPAM WILL END SOON I PROMISE /SOB SOB

all this inspiration on my dash 

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THIS

ANYONE

vapidadolescentblues asked - "YOU FORGOT MOM HOW COULD YOU"

vapidadolescentblues asked - "draw u me anne and mom holdinq hands & skippinq threw a field of flowerss <3333333333"

okay one more

BUT SERIOUSLY NO MORE

@notcirclesbutspirals

it is about.com so that I may learn all there is to know about everything I may or may not have slept through

Anonymous asked - "EVERYDAY I'M DOVAHKIIN!"

i actually didn’t used to be like you but then i took a fus ro dah to a dragon’s knee

Anonymous asked - "EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING!"

i used to be like you but then I took an airborne party rock to the knee

exoticgg asked - "i appreciate your blog 43895739532% more now that it's a a horribly written essay appreciation blog."

y cnt evry1 b lyk u bbz

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum has to do a project where he has to cut out baby pictures of himself to illustrate stages of child development and he finds out that there are no pictures of him as a baby and he asks his parents why and his parents tell him that it’s because he was a horrifyingly ugly baby

no i didn’t submit this what are you talking about

@bufriedo @tisblasphemy @notcirclesbutspirals

soraisethesails:

I challenge you guys to write an essay that is even worse than this…>:D

I think we are headed on an upward curve

"Why do you spend all your free time abusing grammar?"

- my mother, in reference to my appreciation for horribly-written essays (via stuffsukanyasays)

things I have to do tonight:

things I’m doing instead:

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