HAHAHAHA SPRAY ADHESIVE

GLUED MY FUCKING FINGERS TO MY PALM

FIRST THING I DECIDED TO DO WAS TUMBL ABOUT IT WITH ONE HAND

you know this is serious because I never use the fuck word

excuse me while I use this tumblr post to get Anne’s attention because I can’t text her and I feel like she is the only one knowledgeable enough to get me out of this predicament

help