so I’m listening to Whitney Houston’s memorial service

And there was this black pastor who came up to preach and I tuned out for a couple of minutes and now five minutes later he is shouting very passionately and emphatically

“I’m not here to give a speech because I’m here to preach and make jokes and be a sassy black man and THIS IS THE OWNERS MANUAL BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A NEW CAR AND GOD DID THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS SO YOU CAN GET THE BEST PERFORMANCE OUT OF YOUR LIFE BEING A CHRISTIAN IS MAD REAL”

^basically what happened