you guys I got my first fan mail and it was a death threat from someone so obscure she doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme of things and I can’t even suffer myself to type out her name lest I soil my fingertips I mean not that you would know who she is because I doubt anybody knows about her I mean she can’t even roll her tongue right
for a second I thought you sent yourself fan mail darn girl/boy who can’t roll her/his tongue, thou hast thwarted my...